My son and I were having Chinese food for lunch when I reached for a fortune cookie. I did it right. I took the one closest to me and this is what I found:
While I’m not a big believer in fortune cookies, I have to say that this is a bit of a downer! Really?! Pick another fortune cookie! Like things are so pathetic here in my so called glamorous life that there is NO fortune for me?! It didn’t help that my son was giggling uncontrollably while saying “Wow (giggle, giggle, giggle), Mom (giggle, giggle, giggle)! I’ve never seen that before!”
I did pick another ’cause you know, I’m a sucker for doing dumb stuff. You know what that said? It said “Passionate new romance appears in your life when you least expect it.” Oh…well…THAT makes more sense now, doesn’t it? Watch out there, Big Poppa!
Obviously, this restaurant needs to work on its fortune telling skills.